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So, after being criticized for staying away from the media, Joe Biden has finally started making some public appearances to refute the notion that he is dead. And what did it start with? Howard Stern. This is correct. “The King of All Media” interviews “Petrified of All Media”. It was a strange appearance for the Fart Man, and howard stern It didn’t look that good either. But what kind of form it was. Of course, Joe had trouble hearing the question, not because of his age, but because Howard’s head was so high above the President’s that he was silenced. This was not any interview, this was Lewinsky’s interview. The only thing missing was a blue dress and an actual President.
This is a clear sign that the king of all media is now the queen of all BJs. Hey, you know, maybe Stern got his penis changed because when I watched this interview all I saw was a giant penis. Who knew stern show Will it also be a safe place for spineless, blubbering old men and Joe Biden? But what was really remarkable was how Stern exposed all the lies. Joe spun more yarn than a Mother Goose on crystal meth. But this is the Dames’ dilemma – hide Joe and make him appear deranged, or let him talk and remove all doubt. He’s more full of crap than Joy Behar’s bathtub. First, Joe lied about how he got busted at a protest while standing on a black family’s porch.
Joe Biden: He said, Joey, remember? true storry. He said remember when Lynnfield was desegregating, the neighborhood was, you know, white suburbia with 70 houses built. And I told you, and there was a black family coming, and there were some people protesting. I told you not to go there. And you went down. remember that? And you came and were arrested while standing on the porch with a black family.
Howard Stern: Correct?
Joe Biden: They brought you back, police? I said, yes, mom, I remember that.
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You know, Whenever he says, “True story,” This is a tip off. I’m sure mom remembers it differently. At that time, she remembers him saying, you know, she says to herself, would someone please tell that white kid to get off our porch? He keeps smelling our child’s hair. Of course, no one could find a record of this arrest. They tried. Biden also claimed to be runner-up in state scoring in football.
Biden spoke to Howard Stern (Getty Images)
Howard Stern: I don’t think a lot of people know that you were a star receiver in high school. You were like the person in the first row. You were the one who caught the ball.
Joe Biden: Runner-up in state scoring. You know.
Howard Stern: Very good.
Oh man. Stern knows his life story better than them. But I believe the best evidence that Joe Biden played football has brain damage. Stern then asked another mock question about being a lifeguard.
howard stern: When you were a lifeguard, did you ever save anyone’s life? Did anyone ever drown?
Joe Biden: Yes.
Howard Stern: Did you?
Joe Biden: Yes, okay, half a dozen times. Usually little kids, you know? But uh…
Howard Stern: You work out whistling and then jump into a bathing suit?
Joe Biden: Yes, you got it.
Yes, half a dozen kids. Remember the good old days when Howard Stern interviewed more intelligent people who could maintain a line of thought like crack prostitutes? Stern then told Biden that the President’s life has been very cinematic. You have the movie Pinocchio. And What’s up with Stern? Feels like he’s become everything he hated. But maybe that’s all he really wanted. Each man’s role was merely a function, a means of acceptance by the elite who hated him. Then there’s the telling of how, as a senator in the ’70s, he was named most eligible bachelor.
President Biden faced a wave of criticism from both media outlets and commentators on Friday for exposing the truth during an interview with radio host Howard Stern. (Getty Images)
Joe Biden: It’s like when I met, when I met Jill, I was when I lost my family. I was placed in the list of ten most eligible graduates.
Howard Stern: Because you were a United States senator. You were a catch.
Joe Biden: And so, and so many lovely ladies. But women would send very erotic pictures, and I would turn them over to the Secret Service.
No, senators do not get a Secret Service detail. Joe Biden didn’t get one until 2008, and he expressed his gratitude by swimming naked in front of them in the pool. You can read that title there. I’m too lazy. So you have to wonder who was actually posting these photos. Is there a group of retired Senate ushers who have photos? liz warren Wearing only one wing? But I have to say, man, Howard Stern is the only guy who makes Seth Meyers look cutting edge. I mean, he really reinvented himself. He went from being a funny guy to just being a boring guy.
So Joe’s next stop, white house correspondents dinner, The drink of the night was vinegar and water because that’s what you serve at a douchebag convention. Now, the event is held in a giant ballroom in DC, which is ironic, since no one has ever been seen there with a pair of balls. Thousands of media, politicians and needy celebs gathered to tell each other how great they are. It’s like working for Kim Jong Un. A group of weak, scared people are pretending to like a tyrant so they won’t get eaten by his dog. The event was hosted by Colin Jost, whose claim to fame rivals that of Scarlett Johansson. But if that’s your claim to fame, you should claim that fame, I get it. But he did what was expected from the stage. He made a few jokes directed at Joe or non-Fox media, which had the flavor of a completely corny joke.
It’s hard to say who had less actual teeth — Stern’s interview, Colin’s jokes, or Biden himself, but the weakest part was how Jost turned his comedy into preachy devotion to Biden. His jokes weren’t funny at all, just meant to express surprise at how it could be possible that America would prefer Trump over Joe. As far as the President is concerned, he received a standing ovation To manage standing. However his speech was the usual combination of awkward smiles and shouting shots at Trump. Why repeat that? You’ve heard him before, but the story is one you haven’t heard at Stern or DC. And this is what is happening in America and in America.
It’s no wonder they’d love to joke about Trump, who isn’t president. It’s hard to make jokes about violent crime, war, terrible inflation, mental illness, encroachment, homelessness, etc. illegal immigration, Fentanyl overdoses, trans extremism, and, of course, American hostages. But whether you’re Howard Stern or Joe Biden, you’re better off separating yourself from the crowd surrounded by wealth, comfort, and power and hoping the rest of America won’t notice. But we do.
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In a way, Stern and Biden are a lot alike, pretending to be people’s men, they actually find people gross. But if it’s any consolation, the feelings are mutual.
