Fox News host Greg Gutfeld on “Gutfeld!” highlighted how President Biden is showing clear signs of physical and mental aging.
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Everyone knows there’s something wrong with Joe. And now even Democrats are feeling shy about admitting that Joe is not a sensitive guy. According to a bombshell story in the Wall Street Journal, Joe Biden is showing “signs of slipping” behind closed doors. Yes, he’s slipping everywhere, on stairs, in polling booths, off the stage.
But the Journal also said Biden isn’t doing much better behind the scenes either. To say he’s showing signs of wear would be putting it lightly. It’s like saying the Sphinx looks a little worn out, and he’s having trouble in meetings, relying on note cards and speaking so softly that no one can hear him.
Sometimes he closes his eyes so long that people wonder if he’s sleeping. If his eyelids were closed any longer, they’d put money on his eyes. And when they hold a mirror under his nose to see if he’s breathing, it slows down the pace of the meeting. He can’t remember the details of his own policies, probably because the only policy that matters is his life insurance.
Smith told podcast host Patrick Bet-David that he was “ashamed” that Democrats couldn’t find a better candidate than President Biden to defeat Trump. (Biden photo by Celal Gunes/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images and Trump photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)
The Journal spoke to 45 people who were in the room with Joe, all begging for someone to open the window. And that includes both Republicans and Democrats. Yeah, even Democrats can’t pretend anymore. Best case scenario, four more years means 208 weekends of Bernie here. Worst case scenario he’ll beat William Henry Harrison’s record for fastest mud flap after inauguration.
Now, several Democratic lawmakers have called the Journal back to say the White House is doing just fine. If you’re calling to be told Biden is doing great, you should expect them to pick up as soon as possible. A lot can change while you’re on hold. Now, is this news that Biden is in a mess? No. We hear it every time he opens his mouth and the moths fly out. The White House doctors can feed him leftovers from Hunter’s storehouse, but they can’t make him young.
25 years ago, he was a plagiarist, now he can’t summarize the story of ‘See Spot Run’. But why was this story published now? Well, this article was timed for this moment. It gave the green light to Wall Street donors, billionaires, bosses and ordinary people who normally wouldn’t say they would vote for Trump. But to do so, now they’re saying wink wink. You can admit that Joe stinks. It tells them they don’t have to vote for Joe or make excuses for him or get angry when someone notices that there’s something very wrong with Biden that can’t be fixed with ice cream. The message is that it’s not just your imagination.
Photo of President Biden and former President Donald Trump. (Getty/Fox News)
Grandpa is fading really fast. The only people imagining that are telling you he’s fine are the ones who are. They don’t have the old man’s best interests at heart. They’re just clinging to his power the way he clings to life. So this article is a permission letter you can pull out when someone says, quote, “But Trump is a convicted felon.” That’s all you say, so? Democrats and Republicans agree that Biden is the bigger risk.
He’s not fit to be president. He’s the reason for the 25th Amendment. Didn’t you read the Journal article? Case closed. If you put Trump in jail, at least he’ll know where he is. Put Joe in the Oval Office and he’ll say, where am I and why are there no corners in this room? And again, it’s not just Republicans speaking, it’s Democrats. 45 sources. Funny, you know, what else is at number 45? Donald Trump. What a coincidence. It was also co-written by a Democrat.
This is not a mere coincidence. The message is this – Biden is a big threat than Trump. So they’re giving you a highway off ramp? Sure, it’s not in the nicest part of town, but you’re not going to drive straight into a burning pile ahead. Remember 2016 and 2020? You didn’t go out of your way to say you might vote for Trump. Hey, some people did go out of their way to say they wouldn’t. There was too much risk, especially with rabid anti-Trump people everywhere. Well, that barrier has gone away.
The guy who used to make fun of you for wearing a red hat while mowing the lawn is now wondering if he can borrow it. It goes back to the term someone says when criticizing Trump. So now you’ve got the Cliff Notes. The Wall Street Journal article summarizes it, saying Trump being your choice no longer puts your own well-being at risk. But voting for Joe poses a greater risk to everyone’s well-being.
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The Democrats have chosen a candidate whose shelf life is shorter than fresh deli meat. You know, I remember it was Cher who wished you could turn back time. And she’s half Joe’s age. So the decision is yours. A man who can trial and punishmentOr someone who can’t stand and hasn’t finished a sentence in years. But you can make that choice now, openly. And in November.
