Gutfeld: Media’s surprise at Biden’s debate performance feels like another cover-up

Gutfeld: Media’s surprise at Biden’s debate performance feels like another cover-up



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So right now, Democrats seem more confused than they were on Ilhan Omar’s wedding night. Of course, Democrats are trying to understand what just happened. The 40% of Americans who lean left apparently recognize that behind closed doors, Joe Biden is sharp, engaged, and effective. Take it from this Democratic senator from a few weeks ago.

Senator Chris Coons, June 5: Those of us who work with President Biden, who know him, who have had the opportunity to see him up close and personal, whether in meetings at the White House or at events in public or private, can attest that he is a sharp, dedicated, and impressive man.

Right! And I’m the favorite to win the world’s ugliest man contest, but boy did they really give him a rude awakening, worse than when I asked Taylor Swift to leave before breakfast. Turns out Joe is about as fast as a blob of jello and half as strong. In the meantime, the rest of us have some questions of our own: Here’s the first question directed at the media who claimed to be shocked by Biden’s dementia. Are you f***ing me? By the way, this is the same question Biden’s pants ask every day. Me, I’m kidding, pants can’t talk. But the idea Media is shocked This sounds like another cover-up.

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Yes, the same people who told us Joe was about to get his black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu now expect us to believe they didn’t know Joe had the brains of an expired can of Trump steaks. So here’s what we need to know: Number one, who really engineered this scam, who negotiated to tell us Joe was FDR when he was really DOA? Because now suddenly they’re all on the same page. Is it the media? Who was so far behind the rest of us that they look like uninformed, bubble-wrapped pet dogs? Or are they just getting in on the cover-up? Moving carts around the crime scene they helped create.

CNN, Monday: It wouldn’t be honest to say that this is just a one night incident. There have been many moments that people have caught on camera and there have been moments when cameras weren’t present.

MSNBC: Doubts persist about whether he can do so, and whether he can govern for the next four years, doubts that have been expressed both publicly and privately, including by the most essential and important supporters of any campaign: major donors.

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MSNBC, Tuesday: The president and his advisers are in full damage control after last week’s disastrous debate.

It’s brilliant acting, he makes Darren from Bewitched look like Laurence Olivier. Now, clearly, someone has been keeping Joe’s ineptitude a secret for a while, and they hoped he would be able to do it. Biden will survive the debateWhich he didn’t. Because, remember, at first Joe was perfectly fine, then there were cheap fakes, then he caught a cold, now he’s tired from travelling so much. Travelling ten days before the debate. Maybe it’s long-Covid, polio, bird flu, Ebola, although I thought the virus needed a live host. But I haven’t heard so many dismissive excuses since my assistant booked me on coach by mistake. Enjoy unemployment, sister.

So if this is a cover-up of a cover-up, who is running this long-running scandal? Is it Jill, the DNC, major network executives, Rachel Maddow’s hairdresser? Whatever it is, they all have more blood on their hands than a quivering vampire. Are the owners of these corporate press outlets demanding answers from their employees right now about why they missed out on the biggest story of their lives or, more likely, are those owners responsible for the talking points? Could it be that there are no great rewards to be gained from exposing a Democrat president, but there are from chasing Trump 24/7. Here’s another troubling question, now that the whole country is watching Joe’s plight. Shouldn’t we know who is running the country? It’s not him, and it hasn’t been for some time. That old man couldn’t use his own bathroom.

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Strange, yet the Democrats are saying everything is fine. It is also a sign that they know Biden is not in charge and has not been in charge for some time. So who is behind the scenes? Who made call on afghanistan Backing down? Who decided to leave billions of dollars worth of deadly advanced weapons with the Taliban? Who actually approved the student loan bailout? Who weaponized our justice system? And for God’s sake, who the hell is running the border? I mean, you can tell who’s in charge because only a mentally ill person could agree with all of this, except this, and the problem here is that when a person loses their faculties, they may have crap in their head, but they have no way of processing it.

This is the counterargument you hear when someone claims insanity. The act of murder may have been insane, but the planning was not. So my last question, will we ever know the real answer to anything? Or will the Washington media complex quickly create another hoax to keep us busy? Think of all the major hoaxes, from the 97% of climate experts agreeing that global warming is man-made, to the 51 former Intel officials calling the laptop a Russian disinformation, so many were started and then organized by the same kind of people. So who did this to you?

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And will you ever let them do it again? If you refuse, then get ready for it to happen to you next time.


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