Gutfeld: Only one party is hiding its candidate like Easter eggs

So tomorrow, the first and possibly only presidential debate before the November election will take place. We won’t actually count the first debate. The only debate was about who earned the right to shoot Joe behind the barn. But as Trump again ahead in the electionsThe stakes are as high for Kamala in this debate as they are for Hunter in the Titty Bar Champagne Room. Kamala Harris has to convince the voting public that she is not Kamala Harris, that she is not the fool who has been babbling like a hyena on Ecstasy for the last four years. So we are going to see Kamala present herself as a moderate Democrat or even a full-fledged Republican as she flips every position like an Australian breakdancer. And she will continue to present herself as a moderate Democrat or even a full-fledged Republican as she goes along. Kamla changed herself If we get closer to reality, what will America see tomorrow?

Is this fake version even faker than Brian Kilmeade’s fan letter? Don’t believe me? Let’s ask Bernie Sanders, who owns more homes than your friend, who cheats at Monopoly, and whose hair looks like he’s just been Tasered by the police. Here he is on Meet the Press.

NBC Host: You’ve described Vice President Kamala Harris as a progressive. She previously supported Medicare for All. She no longer does. She previously supported a ban on fracking. She no longer does. Do you think she’s abandoning her progressive ideals?

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Bernie Sanders: No, I don’t think she’s giving up her ideals. I think she’s trying to be pragmatic and do what she thinks is right to win the election.

If a bowl of soup could talk, this is what it would sound like. But Bernie let Kamala go like she had a 10 to 20 (year) sentence for robbing a skunk scooter. Because if Kamala is being pragmatic by flipping all positions, then by definition she was not pragmatic before. She was the opposite – reckless. As Chris Christie At the Cheesecake Factory. The Democrats knew all of this already. His head was full of crap, with a president whose pants were also full of crap.

So, while Bernie claimed that he was doing all of this just to win the election, and admitted that it was all a sham, he also admitted that Trump’s stances were far more practical and therefore better for America, and that If Kamala had wonShe will return to her radical roots as soon as possible, but four years later she will turn pragmatic again when she runs for re-election in what remains of America. This is why the flip-flop argument is futile. I wish she would flip-flop. No, she does flip-flop, but we have no evidence that she will stay true to these new positions. It is a bluff, an arrogant insult to her own supporters.

Now, this is the second time the bail has fallen through. You remember Joe Biden, don’t you? That guy on the beach. He may be the first US president in history to lose his life after being hit by an umbrella flying through the air. But he still managed to expose a secret that the Democrats and the media have happily kept hidden for so long: that the Inflation Reduction Act was about nothing.

Joe Biden: I’m proud to announce that through my investing, the most important climate change legislation ever passed. And by the way, it’s a $369 billion bill. It’s called, we should have called it what it was, but still.

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It’s scary that the leader of the free world is one step ahead. But imagine how many people are worried about food and gas prices, and have been led to believe they can’t do it. the White House This bill was supposed to solve this problem. And it was just a Trojan horse meant to hide billions and billions and billions in climate fraud. How can you vote for these lying crooks again?

Whatever you say about Trump, America knows who he is – a man who is literally willing to die for his country. But with Kamala, America is getting a Tinder date and that’s it. The whole party is trying to trap us.sending us pictures of Megan Fox when we’re really getting Red Fox. Yes, we see him on our phone screens, but we’ll only really get to know him after November 5th, by which time it’ll be too late.

And so Kamala’s honeymoon lasted just as long as Ben and J-Lo’s. But this time, it’s the media that’s the bragging rights. The latest New York Times Siena poll has Trump leading. Harris in the popular voteWorse still, she’s lagging behind among men in battleground states like Nevada and PA. Of course, Democrats are furious and blame misogyny on this. But if Nevada hates women, tell that about the Bunny Ranch.

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So when you watch the debates, remember that no matter what anyone says, there is only one party that hides candidates like Easter eggs. If your only strategy to win is to hide your true character, what does that say about you? Your party, the media, who is involved in this trick? It says that you are a Democrat. Because in today’s Democratic Party, honesty is considered a liability.